1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roma n father. 2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him. 3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus. 4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella. 5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool. 6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK! 7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. 8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?...
THOSE WHO HAVE EARS; LET THEM HEAR 1. Pre-marital sex kills faster than cancer. 2. Abortion does not make you unpregnant but a mother of a dead child. 3. The numbers of girls you have sex with does not increase your 'level' but show the level of your ignorance. 4. If you have had sex with up to five boys or girls, how then can you still refer to your sexual organ as 'private part'? It's now a tourist centre under the ministry of public administration. 5. Those that indulge in fornication lose creative in life, lose focus on their careers, lose power to pursue personal goals and dreams, lose God,lose themselves and lose money. 6. Marriage is not for boys and girls but for men and women. Until you become mature, don't bother to marry, because you will fail. 7. Sexual immorality is not just a sin, but a capital sin before God. 8. Masturbation means you are not in charge of your life,someone else is. 9. Homosexuality is tampering with the pu...